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So my buddy and I were in our computer programming class today, which has a large window where we sit that gives us a clear view of the medical studies room. The medical studies room has a large screen in front of it that videos and PowerPoints get projected onto.

We were both going about out business when my friend says, "Is that what I think it is?" and points to the screen.

On the giant screen, which had to be at least ten feet by ten feet, was a naked woman lying down with her legs spread, her exposed vagina being fondled by a nurse. We couldn't help but stare in shock; I looked around me, and realized most of the room was concentrated on this giant vajayjay. Every girl and boy on our side of the room had it the worst, since our computer monitors faced right at the nudity before us.

We were woken from confusion when a man who was part of the staff walked in. Out of all people, he goes right up to my buddy and I.
I said the first thing that came to mind. "W-working,"
"WELL KEEP WORKING." He stormed out.
Finally, my friend and I talked over what we had just witnessed. We concluded that with a giant vagina in our periphery, they couldn't blame us for looking at it.
Our teacher walked up to us later and asked what the staff guy wanted. We told him that he wanted to know what we were doing. Hey, it was the truth. The teacher then left us alone, apparently completely oblivious to the demonstration across from us. The nurse in the video was now working her way to the ass. (The ass - at first I thought the procedure had to do with pregnancy, but...where does the ass-groping come in?)

Something hit me just then. I looked at my buddy...

Me: "Hey, wait a minute - what if that guy stops on our way out? We need something to tell him!"
Friend: "Let's just tell him we were looking at the giant vagina in front of us like everyone else! We did nothing wrong!"

He had a good point.

Me: "Wait, wait. We'll do that, but we'll also act really, really gay so that he doesn't take us for perverts." (Not that we were perverts the first place.)
Friend: "Okay, we'll do that!"
Me: "Might be harder for you than me." (I actually am gay.)
Friend: "I have a gay brother. I know how to act gay when I want to."

With that, we went back to our work until class ended. We weren't stopped on our way out after all, but hey, at least we were prepared! Apparently the vagina was visible from a bunch of other classrooms as well, and quickly became the talk of the school.

Hell of a story, right?

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